For People with a Sense of Humor
Kids’ Instructions On Life
Never trust a dog to watch your food. –Patrick, Age 10
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. –Matthew, Age 12
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. –Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. –Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the morning. –Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. –Rosemary, Age 7
Don’t flush the toilet when you dad’s in the shower. –Lamar, Age 10
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. –Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom. –Nicholas, Age 11
Don’t ever be too full for dessert. –Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. –Heather, Age 16
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. –Michael, Age 14
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. –Joel, Age 12
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. –Alyesha, Age 13
Never try to baptize a cat. –Laura, Age 13
Never spit when on a roller coaster. –Scott, Age 11
Never do pranks at a police station. –Sam, Age 10
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it’s moving. –Rob, Age 10
Never tell your little brother that you’re not going to do what your mom told you to do. –Hank, Age 12
Remember you’re never too old to hold your father’s hand. –Molly, Age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. –Chelsey, Age 7
Stay away from prunes. –Randy, Age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. –Phillip, Age 13
Forget the cake. Go for the icing! –Cynthia, Age 8
Wonderful New Drug Hits the Market
How to ‘Peel’ Hard-Boiled Eggs Without Peeling
Beer commercial…doesn’t really need a translation
Super bowl commercial not aired on Sunday
100’s of flying sumo wrestlers
The Frantics – Boot to the head!
Sarah Palin Speaks! — The First Interview
Light a fire without matches, a lighter, or wood
What’s Wrong With My Car?
A bunch of old interesting vids here
Strange happenings in San Francisco
How the British taxi their war birds.
Paul Hunt – 1988 Olympics balance beam
Olympic bloopers…those painful moments that leave us wondering
how some of these people avoided serious injuries.
Paul Hunt – 1988 Olympic floor gymnastics
French guy competes in the streets
Paul Hunt – 1981 Olympics uneven bars
1992 Olympics Barcelona. Derek Redmond. Had a great chance to Medal but
pulled a hamstring part of the way thru the race. His dad jumped
out of the stands to help his son limp to the finish line.
Millions of kudos!
OK, Now What?
(one we always wanted to see….)
How many t-shirts can YOU wear?
Kid Pranks His Mom With Fake Spider
Girl Cheats Claw Game In Creative Way
Audio Illusion … WEIRD!!!
Man with 5 foot bar through chest
Breakdancing MIDGETS! Funny!
VEGEMITE on TOAST SPEED PAINTING
Surfing With A Great White Shark
Use your laptop as a second monitor
How to get a free meal at McDonald’s
C-130 Hercules cargo plane lands on an Aircraft Carrier
Rob a store with….a palm frond!