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Political Holiday Guide

Political Holiday Guide
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Republicans say “Merry Christmas!”
Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”
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Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50
to the Salvation Army.
Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a
time, to homeless people on the street.
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Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list
by giving them fruitcakes.
Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.
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Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas
Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.
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When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog
or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a “Bud.”
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When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog.
Democrats watch for “incredible TV offers” on late night
television.
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Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-
Mart.
So do Republicans, but they don’t admit it.
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Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their
kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids
pretend to shoot each other with dolls.
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Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of
work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and
Christmas displays.
Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at
night to look at *other* people’s lights.
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Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is “Miracle on 34th
Street.”
Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “It’s a
Wonderful Life.”
Right-Wing Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is
“Die Hard.”
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Republicans always take the price tag off expensive
gifts before wrapping.
Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts…
and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
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Republicans wear wide red ties and green sports jackets
during the festive season.
Democrats do too, all year round.
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Most Republicans try, at least once, enclosing
indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about their
families in their Christmas cards.
Public ridicule from Democrats usually discourages them
from doing it again.
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Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Deck the Halls.”
Young Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is “Grandma
Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”
Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White
Christmas.”
Young Republicans’ favorite Christmas carol is “White
Christmas.”
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Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.
Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait
until the week before Christmas when the lots lower
their prices.
Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then
replant it after New Years.
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Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their
children play “Cowboys and Indians.”
Democrats don’t either, as long as the Indians win.
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Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when
they stopped believing in Santa Claus.
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Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix
holiday meals.
On this, Republicans are in full agreement.

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VIDEOS

Drawing From The Inside-Out

The Frantics-Vikings Invade

ODDEST Marionette Show

Wonderful New Drug Hits the Market

Stunt City – Degree

How to ‘Peel’ Hard-Boiled Eggs Without Peeling

Why women stay single

Beer commercial…doesn’t really need a translation

Super bowl commercial not aired on Sunday

100’s of flying sumo wrestlers

Dancing skeleton

Lost in the desert

AWESOME dance troup

Problems with boats

Messing over a telemarketer

The Frantics – Boot to the head!

Ring of Fire

Stroll down memory lane

Stuck on an escalator

Sarah Palin Speaks! — The First Interview

ODD dude!

44 pound cat!

Light a fire without matches, a lighter, or wood

Buncha OOPS!

Chair

What’s Wrong With My Car?

A bunch of old interesting vids here

BALL STUCK IN TREE

Went With the Wind

Nose job

OOPS!!

Strange happenings in San Francisco

Marlboro Transformer II

Strange friendships

How the British taxi their war birds.

Paul Hunt – 1988 Olympics balance beam

Olympic bloopers…those painful moments that leave us wondering
how some of these people avoided serious injuries.

Paul Hunt – 1988 Olympic floor gymnastics

French guy competes in the streets

Paul Hunt – 1981 Olympics uneven bars

Women’s gymnastics falls

1992 Olympics Barcelona. Derek Redmond. Had a great chance to Medal but
pulled a hamstring part of the way thru the race. His dad jumped
out of the stands to help his son limp to the finish line.
Millions of kudos!

OK, Now What?
(one we always wanted to see….)

Women… know your limits

Willie Wonka’s Secret

Stupid Kid Blows up Engine!!

Busy dog

Water accidents

SOME wedding!

Tetris – The Movie

Astounding Yo-Yo!

How many t-shirts can YOU wear?

Look ma… no hands!

Time to get a cat…

ROCKET MAN